Sophie's Hoohaw Hoo and New Year Extravaganza is a Christmas/New Year's Day Special by PB&Jotterisnumber1 and WilliamWill2343.


Sophie and her cousins are watching the news and realize that the Ice Moose and Santa had their vehicles bombed by a pair of oversized dormouse villains named Colton (voiced by Duncan) and Birch (voiced by Lawrence), who give nice children coal and birches and naughty one's presents. The Ice Moose and Santa have been imprisoned in a deep, dark burrow by the two dastardly rodents along with their 6 inches long, 3 inch high minions called the Anticks (who are a half ant, half tick insect). The Anticks were later ordered to cause mischief around holiday events hosted everywhere.

Sophie and her allies save Christmas and Hoohaw Hoo as a large group by rescuing the Ice Moose and Santa from the burrow, defeating Colton and Birch, summoning the Anticks' worst enemy, the L.I.C.K (Little Insect Chewing Kids) Squad, a bunch of anteater children who exterminate bugs, and helping Santa and the Ice Moose deliver the correct objects to the naughty or nice children. On Hoohaw Hoo morning, the holidays were celebrated at PB&J's houseboat and the otter kids open their presents to reveal what they wanted.

6 days later, Sophie and her cousins dress up in their 70's/80's inspired outfits and hold a New Year's Eve Concert as a Disco/New Wave style band called The Water Otters. The concert was suddenly interrupted by a furry brown monster with earmuffs called the Band Basher. Fortunately, the four otters play their instruments loud enough to vanquish him. The movie ends with the heroes counting down the numbers to 2015 in the St. Louis Ball Drop.


[We see WilliamWill Pictures presents..., followed by "In conjunction with PB&Jotterisnumber1.", and then the title of the special]

[We fade into PB&J's houseboat. We zoom into the window and we see Sophie and PB&J watching the news]

Newscaster Frog: (from The Sleeping Beagle) "Special report! The Ice Moose and Santa Claus have been locked in a burrow!"

Jelly: "Oh dear!"

Sophie: "They must do something or else there would be no Hoohaw Hoo or Christmas!"

Baby Butter: "No Chwistmas ow Ooh Haw Hoo? Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!" (Translation: "No Christmas or Hoohaw Hoo? Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!")

Peanut: "Uh oh! Feels like a real holiday emergency!"

Newscaster Frog: "Two dastardly dormice named Colton and Birch are planning to offer the nice one's coal and birches, and the naughty ones present. That's not all! They even summoned their minions, the Anticks! These bugs have been programmed to ruin holiday events by causing mischief in homes around the world! Someone must do something fast, or else it would be the worst Hoohaw Hoo and Christmas ever!"

[Sophie shuts off the TV]

Sophie: "You three, we should gather our allies and save the holidays once and for all! Are you with me?"

Jelly: "Yes, Sophie!"

[Cut to WilliamWill Manor]

[WilliamWill2343 is in his room, then he hears the phone ringing]

WilliamWill2343: "I'll get it." (picks up the phone)

WilliamWill2343: "Hello, this is WilliamWill Enterprises, The will of St. Louis. How may I help you?"

Sophie: "It's your friends Sophie and PB&J! We have bad news for you."

WilliamWill2343: "Alright, what is the bad news?"

Sophie: "Colton and Birch are causing havoc for the holidays!"

WilliamWill2343: "I know that. I just watched the news earlier. We have to call the allies from the Sophie the Otter & Friends' Journeys series."

Sophie: "OK. When we're finished calling them all, we'll meet at WilliamWill Manor. Understand?"

WilliamWill2343: "OK then."

Sophie: "I'll see you there, goodbye."

WilliamWill2343: "Goodbye. See you later."

[After WilliamWill2343 and Sophie called the Allies from the Sophie the Otter & Friends' Journeys series…]

[Everyone is at WilliamWill Manor]

WilliamWill2343: "OK team! We have to save the holidays before it's too late! We'll take my jet to get to the burrow... wherever it is."

[The team gets into WilliamWill2343's private jet and it takes off]

[Meanwhile in the burrow in the Redwood Forest, in California]

[We see Colton and Birch against the burrow containing a trapped Santa Claus and the Ice Moose]

Birch: "You ugly wimps are never bringing joy to the world....FOREVER!"

Santa: "Oh no! I bring peace and happiness to kids!"

Colton: "We're taking over for the rest of the time we live! We shall give the bad one's presents and the good one's coal and birches, as both of our names speak!"

Ice Moose: "Rewarding the naughty is a sin in my book!"

Santa: "Same for me!"

Birch: "No more excuses!"

Colton: "Not only that, but we have also summoned the Anticks, part ant, and part tick, our minions will ruin holiday events, whether if it is a Christmas concert performance, a Dreidel game for the Jews, a Hoohaw Hoo Pageant, or whatever! We are like the next generation of Mr. Grinch, but even worse!"

Ice Moose: "You can't do this! Let us out or we will suffer too soon."

Santa: "And if we suffer, the holidays will be a misery!"

Birch: "Bah Humbug! You know that no matter if it is the past, the present, or the future, we will always try to make things worse!"

[Cut to the Private Jet]

WilliamWill2343: "As you all know, the villains Colton and Birch are going to ruin Christmas so it's up to us to stop them. While you find a way to destroy the Anticks and rescue Santa Claus and Ice Moose, I will go face Colton and Birch myself."

[A dot blinks red on the jet's HUD]

WilliamWill2343: "Looks like we just found its destination."

[The jet flies to the Redwood Forest in California and it lands on a parking lot]

[Everyone gets out of the jet]

WilliamWill2343: "Whew! I never want to park in a parking lot again!"

Bonnie Wagner: "Why not?"

WilliamWill2343: "Jets causes traffic jams in parking lots."

Bonnie Wagner: "Oh, I see."

[Everybody looks at the traffic jam that WilliamWill2343's jet had created in the parking lot]

WilliamWill2343: "Well anyway, the burrow is over there behind that tree with black flags on it."

[They go into the burrow]

[They try to get to Santa and the Ice Moose, but they're blocked by concrete bars]

Squidward: "Oh great, we can't go through it!"

Flick: "Cheese and quackers! How will we be able to reach Lake Hoohaw's glorious idol and Santa?!"

WilliamWill2343: "Use the chainsaws that I used when we were destroying Doraland."

[He gives them the chainsaws]

[The heroes slice off the bars using the chainsaws]

Arnold: "Yes! We're finally able to get in!"

[They jump through the hole of the burrow and encounter Santa and the Ice Moose]

Lisa Simpson: "We have found you, Santa!"

Bart: "Lisa, who is that brown funny-looking dude in a blue outfit and big antlers?"

Ice Moose: "Well, my two yellow-skinned buddies over here. My name is the Ice Moose, also known as Old Tim. I travel across the Hoohaw region to deliver presents to all the nice with my trusty assistants the Sugarplum Ferrets."

Lisa: "Now we understand. My name is Lisa Simpson. Since my family celebrates Christmas with Santa, it's nice that my brother Bart and I are getting to know you for the first time ever."

Bart: "That's because we live in Springfield, not Hoohaw, Ontario, Canada."

Ice Moose: "Very glad to hear that. Where is Springfield anyway?"

Lisa: "Sorry, but we can't tell you."

[Cut to Santa Claus and Pinch Raccoon]

Pinch: "So you must be Santa, right?"

Santa: "Ho Ho ho! That's right."

Pinch: "My friends and I from Lake Hoohaw don't celebrate Christmas, but Hoohaw Hoo instead."

Santa: "Really?"

Pinch: "The Ice Moose is our Hoohaw version of you."

[Scootch comes running into Santa while screaming his trademark yell]

Pinch: "Scootch! What have you done?"

Scootch: "Sorry, sorry. My fault..."

Santa: "Don't feel sorry, my young gentleman." (Pats Scootch on the head) "That kinda surprised me!"

[T.T. the Stopwatch appears from offscreen]

T.T.: "The hands on my face are reaching the sunset time! We better get our two jolly men fast!"

[The gang takes the Ice Moose and Santa free from hostage, but they are soon blocked by a wall]

Laura Koala: "Oh no! We can't get up just from the hole. It's too high!"

Digger Mole: "As a Shirt Tales member, I am always having the power. Now, let me handle this as I dig you all outta here!"

[Digger quickly uses his arms to dig a large tunnel slowly rising towards and through the surface of the Earth. The rest follow.]

[Digger pops out of the tunnel, soon followed by the others]

Rick Raccoon: "Wow, Digger! What a way to improve your digging skills! You can dig a tunnel big enough to make us all go through?! That's real shirt power!" (His shirt reads: "Amazing!")

Digger: "Why thank you!"

Rick: "You're welcome!"

[The gang meets up with WilliamWill2343]

WilliamWill2343: "I'm proud of you all for rescuing the Ice Moose and Santa. Now go on and travel on their vehicles. OK?"

Colton and Birch: "What do you think you are doing with our Santa Claus and our Ice Moose!?"

[WilliamWill2343 glares at the two doormice]

WilliamWill2343: "They are the good guys. So they deserved to be rescued in the first place! I promised my friends that I could take you two down!"

[WilliamWill2343 takes out his golden sword and he uses it to push away the two dormice, but they punch him into a redwood tree]

Colton: "Don't you see that we can fight, too?"

WilliamWill2343: "Oh. I see. You didn't listen to me. Well, too bad! You're going to die, BIG TIME!!!"

[WilliamWill2343 flips over the dormice and to safety. The dormice throw ninja stars at him but he dodges them. WilliamWill2343 splits the sword in two and spin attacks Colton and Birch with them]

Birch: "Dang! Is that all you got?"

WilliamWill2343: "Oh, so you haven't seen my real power."

Colton: "What is your real power?"

WilliamWill2343: "You'll see…"

[WilliamWill2343 disappears, then he rises ominously above the dormice with his eyes closed]

Colton: "Um…what are you doing?"

[WilliamWill2343 opens his eyes, they flashed white, blinding the two dormice. Then he beats the heck out of them rapidly and then, he uppercuts them. Blasting them out of sight]

Colton and Birch: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (they disappear as a star a la Team Rocket)

WilliamWill2343: "There! Now we don't have to worry about Colton and Birch anymore."

Doc McStuffins: "That… was… AWESOME!!"

Sophie: "Great finishing move there. But what about the Anticks?"

WilliamWill2343: "Don't worry, I'll summon the Little Insect Chewing Kids Squad, L.I.C.K for short. They are a project that I had when I was 11. They are a bunch of little anteater children that eat bugs. Now it's time."

Sophie: "Great idea! Quintion! We'll take those pests down in no time with that team of heroic critters!"

[WilliamWill2343 uses his golden sword to create a portal to summon the L.I.C.K Squad]

WilliamWill2343: "Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Little Insect Chewing Kids Squad. They are Joey, Valerie, Dave, Piper, Sammy, Juliet, Carlos, Amanda, Timothy, and Gabrielle. The other 999'990 are already exterminating the Anticks as of now!"

[Cut to a house in San Antonio, where a normal middle-class family is having their dinner ruined due to the Anticks]

[The L.I.C.K Squad bursts through the door]

Joey: "OK, gang! Let's exterminate the pesky Anticks!"

Annie Windia: "Mommy, who are these animals?"

Natalie Windia: "I don't know, honey."

[The L.I.C.K. Squad uses their long tongues to eat up all the Anticks]

Dave: "Alas, our work here is done in this house!"

[The middle-class family cheers]

Redd Windia: "Whoo-hoo! Those naughty bugs are no more. Thank you, my wonderful furry heroes."

Sammy: "Our pleasure, sir!"

Piper: "Now we're ready to leave!"

Timothy: "This means you can have your dinner in peace from now on."

Valerie: "We will see you soon!"

[The family waves goodbye to the L.I.C.K Squad as they head out the door]

[Cut back to WilliamWill2343, Sophie and her team in the forest]

Sophie: "Are you sure that they will be okay?"

WilliamWill2343: "I'm sure that they're okay. They are trained professionals and they move fast. In fact, they should be back in-"

[All of a sudden, the L.I.C.K Squad comes back to the team through the portal]

WilliamWill2343: "Well, that was fast!"

Joey: "We know, Mr. Quintion. All of the Anticks have been exterminated!"

[The L.I.C.K Squad cheers]

WilliamWill2343: "Now that your job is done. It's time for you to go back."

Carlos: "Alright. We still had lots of fun defeating the two dormice's minions, using our tongues!"

Juliet: "See you guys soon!"

Everyone except the L.I.C.K Squad: "Bye! Come back soon!"

[The L.I.C.K Squad leaves the scene via a portal]

Yoshi: "Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi!" (Translation: "They have great tongues just like me!")

Mario: "We-a know, Yoshi."

Sophie: "We still have one thing missing."

Patty Rabbit: "What's that, Sophie?"

Sophie: "To answer your question, Patty, we still have to deliver the correct objects to the naughty and nice!"

WilliamWill2343: "Well then, get the presents delivered as I go to my private jet before I get a ticket from that parking jam."

Peanut: "Yes, Quintion!"

[Half of the heroes go to Santa's sleigh, while the other half go to the Ice Moose's hovering ferry]

[WilliamWill2343 goes to the parking lot and gets on his private jet. It takes off and follows the team on the sleigh]

[Throughout the night while everyone was sleeping, the team on Santa Claus' sleigh were bringing the correct presents to the naughty and the nice around the world, while the team on Ice Moose's hovering ferry is doing the same thing at Lake Hoohaw]

[On Hoohaw Hoo/Christmas morning]

[Sophie and her cousins slide down PB&J's bedroom slide and into the kitchen. They soon run into the living room]

Ernest: "Happy Hoohaw Hoo, kids!"

Sophie: "You too, Uncle Ernest!"

Opal: "Why not take a peek at what you wanted for Hoohaw Hoo? They're underneath the tree!"

Jelly: "Alright, mama!"

[The 4 check the tree and see a bunch of gifts]

[Peanut opens his presents]

Peanut: "Cool! I got an R/C Controlled Toy Monster Truck, a Bucky Spacebeaver color-by-number book, a PS Vita with some games, a new tennis set, a SpongeBob plush, and an Optimus Prime action figure!"

[Jelly opens her presents]

Jelly: "Woah! I got a Pink Razor Scooter, an Odella Otter doll, an Angry Birds Stella plush, a diary, a Muppets Most Wanted DVD, and a Sky Ball!"

[Baby Butter opens her presents to reveal a Baby Lovey plush, a Muppet Babies DVD Box Set, a Laugh and Learn Puppy Toy, a plush cat, and some Baby Lovey books]

Baby Butter: "Pwesents!" (Translation: "Presents!") (Giggles)

[Sophie opens her presents]

Sophie: "OMG! I got a Wii U with games like SSBWU, a modeling clay set, some Air Hogs toys, a bunch of water balloons, and Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire for the 3DS! Thanks a bunch, Ice Moose!"

Ernest: "You can enjoy them once we finish Hoohaw Hoo breakfast. OK?"

Peanut: "Sounds good to us, dad!"

[6 days later, at the WilliamWill Manor's outfit and hair salon studio]

[Peanut is seen adjusting his Mohawk wig while wearing a Magnum P.I. Shirt, white bell bottoms, a badge displaying the year 2015, and Ray-Ban sunglasses]

[Hairdresser Helen is busily using an afro pick to get Jelly's hair into an afro shape]

Hairdresser Helen: "How do you look now, Jelly?"

Jelly: "Woah! I look so gorgeous. My hairstyle looks fab!" (Pats her afro)

Hairdresser Helen: "Now hold still as I wrap your New Year's headband around your dainty 'do."

[Hairdresser Helen wraps a "Happy New Year! 2015" headband around Jelly's afro and ties it snug]

Jelly: "That looks awesome on me!"

[Helen removes the sheet on Jelly, revealing that she is wearing a yellow 80's style shirt with a neon multi-colored mini-skirt, and red leg warmers]

[Jelly puts on her multi-colored roller skates]

Jelly: "Now I must be very careful zipping around this studio!" (Carefully wanders around in her completed outfit)

[We see Baby Butter dressed in a pink loose shirt with a golden Happy New Year top hat, her diaper, and 80's-style kitten-heeled sandals]

Baby Butter: "Me Pwetty!" (Translation: "Me Pretty!")

[We see Sophie wearing a rainbow tye-dye shirt with the words "Happy New Year!", spandex cycling shorts, and platform shoes]

Sophie: "I'm pretty as well!"

[The 4 bond together as Photographer Phillip is adjusting the camera]

Phillip: "OK. Jelly kneel down. Baby Butter, sit down next to Jelly. Sophie and Peanut, hold one of your arms over your backs. Smile and say, Happy New Year."

Sophie and PB&J: "Happy New Year!"

[The picture is taken]

Phillip: "Awesome shot! Now Quintion will take you to the WilliamWill Concert Hall, just right next to the manor."

Sophie: "OK!"

[A few minutes later, WilliamWill2343 arrives on The Thunderbird]

WilliamWill2343: "Hello, my faithful otters, do you remember this baby?"

Sophie: "Well yes, we do remember that this is The Thunderbird!"

WilliamWill2343: "Yes it is, and I am taking you to the concert hall in this very plane."

Jelly: "Really? That's cool!"

WilliamWill2343: "I know, Jelly. Anyway, step inside this plane, please."

[The 4 step inside the plane and fasten their seatbelts. The Thunderbird takes off]

[Inside the jet]

Sophie: "So what did you do on Christmas?"

WilliamWill2343: "Well I had a big dinner with some characters from the upcoming show, Sophie and Quintion's Cartoon Castle. We had a great Christmas movie night, and what I had for Christmas is a PlayStation 4, a Surface Pro 3, Frozen on Blu-Ray, The Lego Movie on Blu-Ray, Guardians of the Galaxy on Blu-Ray, a new ferry, and a Moto 360.

Peanut: "Wow! What Christmas movies did you watch?"

WilliamWill2343: Well, we had some children movies like Arthur Christmas, and we had some family friendly ones like The Santa Claus, and many other movies.

Jelly: "That sounds cool!"

WilliamWill2343: "It sure is, Jelly. Oh, we are almost here. Now it's time to use my new technique."

Sophie: "What technique?"

WilliamWill2343: "You'll see."

[Turn Down For What by DJ Snake and Lil Jon plays. The Thunderbird lands on a runway at the concert hall and skids down to the stage. The plane's door opens. WilliamWill2343 then does a flip and lands safely on the ground]

Sophie: "That was amazing! Good job!"

[Sophie and her cousins leap out of the Thunderbird]

[They see a huge audience in front of them]

WilliamWill2343: "Thank you. Thank you. Welcome, everyone to the first annual St. Louis' New Year's Eve Extravaganza Spectacular. We will have lots of fun tonight with our band, The Water Otterz."

[The audience claps and Sophie and her cousins walk to the front of the stage and on a disco dance floor. Sophie is the lead singer, Peanut is on the electric guitar, Baby Butter is on the drums, and Jelly is on the synthesizer]

Sophie: "Oodelay and have a Happy New Year, folks. My name is Sophie."

Peanut: "I'm Peanut."

Baby Butter: "Me Butter."

Jelly: "And I'm Jelly. We're the Water Otterz, the hippest 70's-80's fusion band around the block of Missouri!"

Sophie: "All in favor of having a fun party, say 'aye'!"

Audience: "Aye!"

Peanut: "Louder!"

Audience: "AYE!"

Jelly: "Now that's a lot better!"

Sophie: "OK, ladies and gents. All of the original songs we will sing will be to the tunes of popular 80's and 70's cartoon songs which include in the following order: Resolutions to the tune of the Care Bears Countdown, Keep this Party Going to the tune of the Jabberjaw theme song, New Surprises to the tune of the Interjection song from Schoolhouse Rock, and Happy New Year to the tune of Popple Magic from the original Popples pilot. The first song will be 'Resolutions'. Are you ready?"

Audience: "Yeah!"

Sophie: "Ready? A one, a two, a one, two, three, four!"

[The four begin singing/playing their instruments, the disco ball begins spinning and glowing]

Sophie: "2014 has passed by and by."

[The audience claps with the song]

Peanut: "Make better goals, and here are the reasons why..."

Jelly: "You need to make the world a better place."

Baby Butter: "Pwace!" (Translation: "Place!")

Sophie: "Cuz this time will be your own saving grace."

Baby Butter: "Gwace!" (Translation: "Grace!")

[The audience begins waving their arms]

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "Make a resolution!"

Sophie: "Then share it with your family."

Peanut and Jelly: "Then share it with your family!"

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "So make a resolution!"

Sophie: "Make friends as happy as can be!"

Peanut and Jelly: "Make friends as happy as can be!"

Peanut: "2015 should be better with your goals."

Baby Butter: "Goals!"

Jelly: "So that you can cover a lot more holes!"

Baby Butter: "Holes!"

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "Now make your resolution!"

Peanut: "Just.....about....NOW!"

[Audience applauds]

Sophie: (holding a microphone to an audience member) "So, what is your name?"

Brad: "Brad Farnsworth, age 20."

Sophie: "What will your resolution be, according to this Care Bears theme-based song?"

Brad: "To be very generous and showing lots of care to everyone worldwide!"

Sophie: "That is an outstanding resolution. Give a round of applause to Brad!"

[The audience cheers for Brad]

[Suddenly, a loud boom sound is heard from behind the walls, quieting everyone]

Jelly: "Please don't tell us that's a..."

[A brown furry monster with earmuffs bursts through the doors]

PB&J and Sophie: "MONSTER!"

Band Basher: "I am the Band Basher, and I am here to interrupt your song rip-offs of already bad 80's and 70's shows! MWA-HA-HA!"

[The audience screams and flees to one side of the concert hall]

Peanut: "Our songs are just sung to the tune of 80's and 70's shows, and it doesn't mean they're rip-offs!"

Sophie: "You heard what Peanut said! Leave us alone or."

[Band Basher performs an intimidating pose near Sophie and PB&J's faces, causing them to shiver and move a few feet away]

[When they stop, Baby Butter begins to cry]

Jelly: (comforting Butter) "Don't be scared, Butter. Band Basher doesn't probably like loud noises, which is probably why he's wearing earmuffs."

Baby Butter: "Oh."

Peanut: "Jelly! You're a genius!"

Jelly: "We'll have to play our instruments at maximum volume!"

[The four otters get the instruments and microphone]

WilliamWill2343: "How loud is it?"

Sophie: "Loud enough to get this monster outta sight!"

Peanut: "Hey, audience! Come here!"

[The audience returns]

Jelly: "We better get rid of this wicked party pooper by playing Keep this Party Going!"

WilliamWill2343: "Which is to the tune of the Jabberjaw theme song."

Sophie: "OK. A one, a two, a one two three four!"

[The 4 play their instruments/microphone at maximum volume]

Sophie: "Let's keep this party-party-party-party-party-party-party going!"

Peanut: "Because Band Basher should never be showing!"

[Band Basher turns away, holding onto his earmuffs]

Jelly: "That guy's lean, and mean, and hey! He hates all loud sounds!"

Sophie: "It's the reason why he should not be all around!"

Band Basher: "Hey!" (His earmuffs are beginning to crack)

Peanut, Jelly, and Sophie: "Keep the party-party-party-party-party-party going!"

Jelly: "So we can make the New Year's Eve fest growing!"

Peanut: "If we all try to succeed, we can boogie to our knees!"

Peanut, Jelly, and Sophie: "The party-party-party-party-party-party-party's going, keep going!"

Band Basher: "STOP!" (His earmuffs completely break, resorting him to cover his ears)

Sophie: "It's the ultimate, capital thing you've got knowing!"

Peanut, Jelly, and Sophie: "The party-party-party-party-party-party-party's going!"

Band Basher: (gives up holding his ears and runs off to behind the curtains) "It's not what I expect! I'm outta here! WHY WHY WHY?!"

[The song ends and the audience applauses]

Jelly: "I'll be back, y'all! I'm dealing the final blow!" (Rollerskates to where Band Basher is)

Jelly: (to Band Basher) "I'm knocking you nasty ogre out, Bouffalant style!"

Band Basher: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!"

[Jelly rollerskates with her afro facing forward and towards Band Basher. Her afro begins glowing yellow and red, and strikes Band Basher with a headbutt]

Band Basher: (being blasted out of sight) "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

[Jelly returns to the stage]

Peanut: (to Jelly) "Jel, that's what I call a real head-shock!" (Chuckles a bit)

Jelly: "Thanks a lot, Peanut!"

WilliamWill2343: "This party is still going strong with two more songs to bring the new year. The next song is New Surprises to the tune of the Interjection song from Schoolhouse Rock."

Sophie: "On the count of 3. 1..2....3! LET'S GO!"

[The band plays the New Surprises song]

Sophie: "So 2015 is almost here, uh-huh."

Peanut: "There will be changes in that year."

Jelly: "Return of virtuality that's like reality."

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "That's one new surprise, in actuality!"

Jelly: "Cool! Can't wait!"

Peanut: "Yay! It'll be fun, Oculus Rift for everyone!"

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "New Surprises, bring happiness and interest!"

Sophie: "Surprises can be upcoming stuff which we can hardly ever wait."

Peanut: "Those will be things we'll appreciate. Mmhmm."

Jelly: "A SpongeBob movie's coming real soon. Uh-huh!"

Sophie: "Sponge Out of Water's based on a toon!"

Peanut: "It has lots of action, for this cool attraction."

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "This surprise here gave us some nice reactions!"

Sophie: "Yes! SpongeBob SquarePants forever and ever!"

Baby Butter: "Wheee! Me wike em!" (Translation: "Wheee! Me like him!")

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "New Surprises, bring happiness and interest!"

Sophie: "Surprises can be upcoming stuff which we can hardly ever wait."

Jelly: "Those will be things we'll appreciate. Mmhmm."

Sophie: "They can be in movies!"

Peanut: "Neat!"

Jelly: "Or food."

Baby Butter: "Yum!"

Peanut: "Or tech!"

Sophie: "Intriguing!"

Jelly: "Or music!"

Peanut: "Groovy!"

Sophie: "Or health!"

Jelly: "Ooohhh!"

Peanut: "Or fashion!"

Baby Butter: "Pwetty!" (Translation: "Pwetty!")

Sophie, Jelly, and Peanut: "Surprises come in lots of different kinds!"

Peanut: "We can't wait to get Archival Discs. Uh-huh!"

Jelly: "Because we will get lots of frisks!"

Sophie: "Just get my cousins' episodes and put 'em in way loads!"

Sophie, Jelly, and Peanut: "With them on Archival Discs can crack the Half-Century code!"

Peanut: "Great! Now we'll watch our show for a long time now!"

Jelly: "Sweet! 50-year lifespan for ADs is so beautiful!"

Baby Butter: "Woah! Wong time!" (Translation: "Woah! Long time!")

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "New Surprises, bring happiness and interest!"

Sophie: "Surprises can be upcoming stuff which we can hardly ever wait."

Peanut: "Those will be things we'll appreciate. Mmhmm."

Sophie: "They can be in movies!"

Peanut: "Neat!"

Jelly: "Or food."

Baby Butter: "Yum!"

Peanut: "Or tech!"

Sophie: "Intriguing!"

Jelly: "Or music!"

Peanut: "Groovy!"

Sophie: "Or health!"

Jelly: "Ooohhh!"

Peanut: "Or fashion!"

Baby Butter: "Pwetty!" (Translation: "Pwetty!")

Sophie, Jelly, and Peanut: "Surprises come in lots of different kinds!"

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "New Surprises, bring happiness and interest!"

Sophie: "Surprises can be upcoming stuff which we can hardly ever wait."

Peanut: "Those will be things we'll appreciate. Mmhmm."

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "New Surprises, bring happiness and interest! They are awesome! They are awesome! They are aweeeeeeeesome oh YEEEEEEEEEEAH!"

[Audience applauds]

Jelly: "Wow! Speaking of surprises, there is one surprise just around the corner we'll be talking about, it's about the new year! Happy New Year, which is to the tune of Popple Magic from the Popples pilot, will be played right now."

Sophie: "Ready? 1...2...a 1, 2, 3, 4!"

[The Water Otterz begin playing Happy New Year]

Sophie: "Now midnight is getting near! Make sure you spread lots of cheer!"

Peanut: "Get your horns and make some noise! This moment spreads lots of joy!"

Jelly: "When the Ball Drop has made it through, 2015 will be for you!"

Sophie: "Let's be smarties, let's all party! That year's very neeeeeeewwwwww!"

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "Ring the New Year! Happy New Year! Get ready for next daaaaaay! Ring the New Year! Happy New Year! It's exciting, HOORAY!"

Jelly: "11:30 PM! The New Year will be a gem!"

Peanut: "We have 30 minutes more, so what are you waiting for?"

Sophie: "When the Ball Drop has made it through, 2015 will be for you!"

Jelly: "Let's be smarties, let's all party! That year's very neeeeeeewwwwww!"

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "Ring the New Year! Happy New Year! Get ready for next daaaaaay! Ring the New Year! Happy New Year! It's exciting, HOORAY!"

Sophie: "Ring the New Year on this day!"

Peanut: "About half an hour away!"

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "Then it will be New Year's Day!"

[Audience applauses even louder]

Sophie: "Why thanks again, audience!"

[About 25 minutes later]

WilliamWill2343: "Now folks, it's 11:55. We have only 5 more minutes! So, let's go to the Gateway Arch to see my masterpiece in action!"

[We see the Gateway Arch with a gigantic Waterford Crystal Ball hanging in the center]

WilliamWill2343: "As you can see, by the last minute of 2014, this illuminated ball will slowly descend from the top of the Arch to the bottom until the ball pushes the button and the words, "Happy 2015, St. Louis!" lights up. So, make sure you have your noisemakers and party horns on as we countdown to the New Year with me and the band, The Water Otterz!"

[At 11:59 PM, the ball begins descending, a 60-second countdown is shown, the audience begins cheering]

Sophie: "Now the ball is making its descent!"

Peanut: "It may take kinda long for it to get to the bottom, but it's just a second hand's revolution around the clock!"

Jelly: "45 seconds left!"

[Once the clock reads 10 seconds]

Everyone: "10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

[Party horns, noisemakers, and cheering is heard as confetti floats downwards]

[Everyone sings Auld Lang Syne]

[Cut to The Water Otterz]

Sophie and PB&J: "Oodelay! Happy New Year!"

[The End!]