Jared Ferret is a fancy flancy cook for a
Benihana rip off restaurant. He used to work at a real Benihana but he was promptly fired after her allegedly brought some kids into the store room to diddle them. He was never convicted of this but everyone knows it happens. He's basically a furry OJ Simpson mixed with Jared from Subway.
J￼ared other than his kid diddling habits is a pretty good guy. He goes to church every Sunday and packs a massive 13 inch dong. His favorite shows include To Catch a Predator, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Iron Chef: America.
When he was nine his Uncle locked him in his naked tickle dungeon until he was 13 and deemed too old for it.